"To remind children that Jesus is with them always.  Jesus is with us in everything we do, watching over us & involved in all of our acts & activities."

Resin. Approx. 6" tall.  BASEBALL, FOOTBALL, SOCCER - $20.00 - Catholic Supply of St. Louis, Inc.

Notice that the boy is TACKLING JESUS! Strangely enough, the last time a boy tackled Jesus, he was so angry he KILLED HIM!

Infancy 19:22-24: "Another time, when the Lord Jesus was coming home in the evening with Joseph, he met a boy, who ran so hard against him, that he threw him down; To whom the Lord Jesus said, As thou hast thrown me down, so shalt thou fall, nor ever rise. And that moment the boy fell down and died." - First Gospel of the INFANCY of JESUS CHRIST From "The Apocraphal Books of the New Testament", 1901, CHAPTER XIX  (Quote provided by Dr. Smartass of alt.atheism newsgroup)

At Basketball:  "Jesus shows his Omnipotence by being Taller than his Opponents (children)."

Also see: 
Martial Arts Jesus, Skiing Jesus, Rollerblading Jesus, 
Gymnastics Jesus, Ballet Jesus, Track Star Jesus, Golfing Jesus.

Now we are really confused!  Isn't the Easter Bunny kind of a Pagan thing?  Quite scary looking actually: Is the Easter Bunny on his way to a crucifixion?!?!?!

Easter Bunny Holy Bear
"Those who went ahead and those who followed shouted, Hosanna! Blessed is he who comes in the name of the Lord!"  Mark 11:9,  Like the popular "Beanie-Babies, this bear features an embroidered cross/Easter lily design. (Item #13676) $9.95 - Catholic Supply of St. Louis, Inc.

Catholic Supply of St. Louis, Inc.

Looks to us like the caption could read:
 

"Jesus saves baby from nurse about to VIOLATE GOD's WILL."

Nail of Redemption
Prayercard and Nail.  (Item #12396) $1.50 each - Catholic Supply of St. Louis, Inc.

An "In Case Of Emergency" packet, so Christians can promptly deal with anyone needing a quick crucifixion?

Quick, check your in-box! It's filled with more e-mail from God! Here's your chance to log on to God's heart and mind about real, everyday issues all teens face. God is real. He's alive and available 24/7.  He knows your name, and He loves you! His words will give you the guidance and assurance to help you tackle life's challenges and tough decisions with confidence. You'll feel loved and appreciated, important and unique, significant and understood. Get online with God today and experience His awesome love! An e-mail from God is just what you need to keep your life on track! (Item #90468) $12.99 - Catholic Supply of St. Louis, Inc.

But, why do you have to buy something to get the Word of God?  Can't he just tell you directly?   What if the message is "hacked" by an atheist on its way?

Yea, behold here Jesus, Son of God. Blessed art thou nodding head.  While nodder dolls have been the zenith for silly sports heroes for years, we think its about time someone of real significance has been immortalized (no pun intended)!

It's the Wash Away Your Sins Lip Balm! Specially created for the sinner who is on the move.  Simply apply and PRESTO! instant redemption.  Comes in cheap red wine flavor, and has handy instructions for use on the card. CAUTION: May not have enough power for use by politicians!

GiftMania.com
Wash Away Your Sins Soap and Washcloth Set
Sinners rejoice, yes, there is hope!

Put a little of the Virgins blessings in your next shower with our Glow Mary Soap. Entombed in a gravestone shaped cake of soap.

The ultimate in indulgences! Don't worry about hell when you can keep this up your sleeve! We carry them wherever we go, and you should see people get fired up when we hand them one.  Don't leave Earth without it!

 
• BIBLEOPOLY - Move around the board and build churches as you go.  The object of the game is to be the first player to build a church in one of the Bible cities. 

 

 
 
 
 
 
 
 


 

• CROSS-SHAPED SUCKERS - Assorted fruit flavors on a 6” plastic stick. Fat free. Candy is non-returnable. 

 

 
 
 
 
 
 
 


 

• Redemption: The City of Bondage Board Game - When a band of evil cults settles in an ancient biblical city, it becomes the "City of Bondage"---and your mission field! Scores of Lost Souls are now captives in their own city. To free them, you must battle the evil hordes first, armed with Faith, Wisdom, or Deed. 

• Cheesy Jesus - "Truly God Awful Stuff"!  Glow-in-the-Dark Guadalupe, Miracle Eyes Jesus, Immaculate Conception Shirt, Jesus Night Light, Jumbo Glow-in-the-Dark Rosary, Guadalupe Belt Buckle!

• Old Lutheran - Martin Luther Bobble Head Dolls!  Microbrew Sin Boldly Lager !  Wash Away Your Sins Bubble Bath 

• New Touch Ministry - Biblical stones.

• Shoes of the Fisherman - Sandles that leave "Jesus Loves You" footprints!

• Eagle's Wing - "One Nation UNDER GOD" ties!  "In God We Trust!" ties!  "John 3:16" ties!  Inspirational Socks!