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| "Blessed are the Cheesemakers" (Crowd mishears Jesus' "Blessed are the Peacemakers") | blessed_cheesemakers.wav |
| "Crucifixion lasts hours! It's a slow, horrible death!" "Well, at least it gets you out in the open air." | crux.wav |
| "Go ahead, be crucified, see if I care!" | goahead.wav |
| "Crucifixion?" "Yes." "Good. Out of the door, line on the left, one cross each." | lineleft.wav |
| "It's such a senseless waste of human life, isn't it?" (Crucifixion Supervisor) | wastlife.wav |
| "I am not the Messiah!" (Brian) | messiah.wav |
| "Now you listen here! He's not the Messiah! He's a very naughty boy!" (Brian's Mother) | naughty_boy.wav |
| "Go Away!" (Brian's Mother) | goaway.wav |
| "How shall we f-ck off, o Lord?" | ohlord.wav |
| "Bloody do-gooder" (Ex-leper: Explaining to Brian his anger at Jesus curing his disease: "I was hopping along, minding my own business, all of a sudden up he comes, cures me. One minute I'm a leper with a trade, next minute I'm alive and newsgone. Not so much as a bye or league! "You're cured, mate".) | dogooder.wav |
| "There's no pleasing some people." "That's just what Jesus said, sir." | jesussaid.wav |
| "I want to be a woman." (Stan - wanted to become a women to have babies) | woman.wav |
| "Where's the fetus going to gestate? Are you going to keep it in a box?" | box.wav |
| "Your father was a Woman?" | woman_father.wav |
| "You lucky, lucky bastard!" (Prisoner: in saying the Brian will probably "get away" with crucifixion.) | lucky.wav |
| "Bloody favouritism!" (Prisoner: After jailor spits in Brian's face. Prisoner considers this an act of favouritism.) | favrtism.wav |
| "I sometimes hang awake at night, dreaming of being spat at in the face." (Prisoner) | dreamspt.wav |
| "Suicide squad...attack!" (Judean People's Front Commander) | suicide_squad_attack.wav |
| "I was blind and now I can see." | blindsee.wav |
| "I think I'm about to have a cardiac arrest." | cardiac.wav |
| "You're all individuals!"... "Yes, we are all individuals!" | individ.wav |
| "Yes, we are all different!"... "I'm not." | diffrent.wav |
| "This is a complete waste of time." | waste.wav |
| "This calls for immediate discussion!" | discuss.wav |
| "Anybody else feel like a little giggle?" | giggle.wav |
| "You haven't given us time to hide." | hide.wav |
