HOW MANY ATHEISTS...?

Today, we tackle one of the most difficult, age-old questions
in the conflict between atheists and theists...
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"How Many Atheists Does It Take To Screw In A Light Bulb?"

ANSWERS
  • All of them!  ONE to screw in the light bulb and 300 million to hold back all the theists trying to stop him because they want to remain in the dark!

  •     - Ethical Atheist, 4/5/02
     
  • One.  Of course, first he's got to sue to get equal rights to display his secular light bulb alongside the Christian light bulb in a public forum.  Then he has to return occasionally to replace it after "well meaning" Christians come by and break it in the Name of God.

  •     - submitted by Rick Carey, 4/9/02
  • None, they're not convinced they believe in that light.

  •     - Ethical Atheist, 4/5/02
     
  • Just one -- but like the atheist that invented the light bulb, the public is unaware that it was an atheist -- and some even declare: "It must be a miracle!"

  •     - submitted by Jim Dew, 5/23/02
          President Atheists and Agnostic of Wisconsin
     
  • None, they don't SEE that light.

  •     - Ethical Atheist, 4/5/02
  • None, they simply buy superior bulbs that do not need changing often.

  •     - submitted by Paramadman on talk.atheism, 4/5/02
  • Two - the same number it takes to screw anywhere else.  Although, they'll need a bigger light bulb for both of them to fit in.

  •     - submitted by Steve Mading on talk.atheism, 4/5/02
     
  • None, they're never in the dark. 

  •     - unknown
     
  • None, they're all in the dark anyway....

  •     - Terri Carey, pagan
     
  • Just one -- but like the atheist that invented the light bulb, the public is unaware that it was an atheist -- and some even declare: "It must be a miracle!."

  •    - Jim Dew, President Atheists and Agnostic of Wisconsin

  • One -- but he shouldn't bother because everyone else will just close their eyes."

  •    - Helen
     


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 - Ethical Atheist
[Created: 4/5/2002]
[Last Updated: 5/27/2004]