THE FOX HOAX NETWORK
("Must NOT See TV")
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It's hard to come up with anything that would spoof the ridiculous, credulous, mythological, pseudoscience line up that fills our television programming on the Fox Network, SciFi channel, etc.  So, just consider this to be an advance schedule for next year!
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TIME
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7:00 pm Communicate with the Living
Communicating with the dead is old hat!  John Edward hosts a fascinating show where he and 7 corpses sit around a table attempting to communicate with their still living relatives.  Parental discretion advised! (i.e. children, please tell your parents that they should not watch this because it's a hoax!)
8:00 pm When Good Bigfoots Go Bad
The once shy, reclusive bigfoot goes on the rampage in downtown Seattle.  Exclusive (big)footage of the beast uprooting street signs, turning over cars and lifting women's skirts!
8:30 pm Aliens Communicate with Mother Ship
Documentary provides proof that space aliens are using Seattle's Space Needle to communicate with their mother ship.  They plan to take over the world.  In a Fox  Hoax Network exclusive, we uncover how they use optical transmissions to relay our weaknesses.  Our science staff is working hard at deciphering the encrypted messages and will present their findings LIVE during the show.
9:00 pm Seance with a T-Rex
 On this Fox  Hoax Network special, we communicate with the ferocious dinosaur T-Rex.  We discover what drove him to hunt and kill... directly from his mind.  We even learn new scientific evidence of earth's creation from this beast once thought to be unintelligent!  Don't miss it!
9:30 pm Geraldo Rivera Opens the Mafia's Pyramid Tombs of Ancient Egypt
In a Special Report, 'disinformation specialist' Rivera uncovers the secret mysteries of Mafia control in Egyptian society and opens tombs within the ancient pyramids holding the "booty" of their mafia trade.
10:00 pm Unsolved Mysteries - The J.F.K Assassination
Host Robert Stack and self taught portrait artist Jed Bean interview 5 government officials involved in the cover-up.  Jed, using miraculous powers of mind-reading and prayer, extracts new information from the minds of these government officials, historically known to be a tangled web of double speak.  This allows him to draw an accurate composite image of the true killer!... believed to be either the groundskeeper of the grassy knoll or Howdy Doody.
11:00 pm The Tower of Power Christian Hour
Evangelists Fairy Jowlwell & Rat Pobertson discuss Creation Science with guest Walt Brown, mechanical engineer, author and founder of the Center for Creation Science.  "Scientists are involved in a global conspiracy to cover-up scientific facts about creationism", says Rat Pobertson.  "Intelligent Design is real.  Man not only lived with the dinosaurs, but they too were on Noah's Ark".  Fairy Jowlwell is convinced Nasa scientists are withholding evidence taken from Heaven during the Apollo missions, such as Angel feathers and a piece of the Pearly Gate!  Also visit Creation Science Evangelism (DrDino.com) for more facts on this conspiracy cover-up!
Note: Atheists are skeptical people.  In fact, questioning what we are told and looking for proof of claims has directly led many, including the Ethical Atheist, to become atheists.  For information on hoaxes debunked and skeptic topics in general.  See the "Skeptics Sites" section of our links page.
- Ethical Atheist, 12/09/2001