| It's hard to come up with anything that would spoof the ridiculous, credulous, mythological, pseudoscience line up that fills our television programming on the Fox Network, SciFi channel, etc. So, just consider this to be an advance schedule for next year! |
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| 7:00 pm | Communicate with the Living
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| 8:00 pm | When Good Bigfoots Go Bad
The once shy, reclusive bigfoot goes on the rampage in downtown Seattle. Exclusive (big)footage of the beast uprooting street signs, turning over cars and lifting women's skirts! |
| 8:30 pm | Aliens Communicate with Mother Ship
Documentary
provides proof that space aliens are using Seattle's Space Needle to communicate
with their mother ship. They plan to take over the world. In
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| 9:00 pm | Seance with a T-Rex
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| 9:30 pm | Geraldo Rivera Opens the Mafia's Pyramid Tombs of Ancient Egypt
In a Special Report, 'disinformation specialist' Rivera uncovers the secret mysteries of Mafia control in Egyptian society and opens tombs within the ancient pyramids holding the "booty" of their mafia trade. |
| 10:00 pm | Unsolved Mysteries - The J.F.K Assassination
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| 11:00 pm | The Tower of Power Christian Hour
![]() Evangelists
Fairy Jowlwell & Rat Pobertson discuss Creation Science with guest
Walt Brown, mechanical engineer, author and founder of the Center
for Creation Science. "Scientists are involved in a global conspiracy
to cover-up scientific facts about creationism", says Rat Pobertson.
"Intelligent Design is real. Man not only lived with the dinosaurs,
but they too were on Noah's Ark". Fairy Jowlwell is convinced Nasa
scientists are withholding evidence taken from Heaven during the Apollo
missions, such as Angel feathers and a piece of the Pearly Gate!
Also visit Creation Science Evangelism
(DrDino.com) for more facts on this conspiracy cover-up! |
| Note: Atheists are skeptical people. In fact, questioning
what we are told and looking for proof of claims has directly led many,
including the Ethical Atheist, to become atheists. For information
on hoaxes debunked and skeptic topics in general. See the "Skeptics
Sites" section of our links page.
- Ethical Atheist, 12/09/2001
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