"THE MISTAKEN EGYPTIANS"
Egyptians had a funny idea of the afterlife - 
they cut 'em and gut 'em under the knife!
They filled 'em with resin and wrapped 'em tight - 
so to go on to Heaven, they just might!
Christians know to accept Jesus as savior - 
to stay in Almighty God's good favor!
You must rid yourself of original sin - 
to have any hopes of getting in!
Those mummified pharaohs properly buried - 
were surely not to the afterlife carried!!!
(see photo caption)

 (Ethical Atheist, 3/4/2002)