Ethical Atheist - Divine 8 Ball: Mixing Mythologies

THE "DIVINE 8 BALL": MIXING MYTHOLOGIES
(Religion + Magic 8 Ball^© = "Divine 8 Ball")
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Mythologies are humorous enough on their own, but what if we mixed them together?!
Here we blend religion and the Magic 8 Ball®!
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Litigious caveats: Due to the many harsh litigious letters from Mattel Toys, Inc. (previously Tyco Toys, Inc.) to web authors
of "Magic 8 Ball"-type sites, we feel compelled to state the obvious! "Magic 8 Ball" ® & "Mattel, Inc." ® are registered
trademarks of Mattel, Inc., and are used without permission. No affiliation exists between Mattel, Inc.®, and
"The Divine 8 Ball" © (which is copyrighted by The Ethical Atheist). Any similarity between
answers provided herein and the actual "Word of God" are purely coincidental.
No animals were harmed in the making of this web page. Chances of winning
are 1 in 6,666,666,666,666,666. Results of anything you may do on
this site are not indicative of average results. Annual percentage
is an example only - actual APR dependent upon tithings.
Please do not try this at home kids!
AMEN!
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Other Fine 8-Ball sites:

The Public 8 Ball - Real 8-Ball in shaking mechanical cradle.
A Scientific Investigation of the Inner Workings of the Magic 8 Ball - Secrets of the Magic 8-Ball Revealed! A dissection!
Inscrutable 8-Ball Revealed - Detailed procedure for disassembling a Magic 8-Ball®.
Archie McPhee's Sarcastic Ball - Sarcastic answers like "Yeah, Right" and "In Your Dreams". You can even buy one!
The REAL Magic 8 Ball at Mattel - Macromedia Flash presentation!
Only Games - Magic 8 Ball - Site using ASP with source code if you want.
Magic Infinity-ball - Got nailed by Tyco Toys, Inc. so they dropped the 8 sideways to make an "infinity" symbol. Very creative!
Lame 8-Balls on the Net - Listing of MANY, MANY other 8-ball sites on the web. Proof that members of our society have too much time on their hands!