11:1 And the whole Sea was of one language, and of one speech.
11:2 And it came to pass, as they journeyed from the shallows to the deep, that they found a great coral reef.
11:3 And the unbelieving infidels bubbled one to another, Go to, let us make the coral grow very damn high.
11:4 And they said, build us a city and a towering coral head which we will call the Tower of Palancar, whose top may reach to the top of the Holy Sea near the realm of the Land Lubbers.
11:5 And the LORD MOHAMMED ATTA-PUS floated down to see the city and the towering coral head, which the offspring of smelly fish hath buildeth.
11:6 And our eight-legged LORD said, Behold, the smelly fish are one, and they have all one language; and now nothing will be restrained from them, which they have imagined to do.
11:7 Let us float down there and confound their language, that they may not understand one another's bubbles.
11:8 So the LORD did confound the hell out of their language of bubbles and scattered them throughout the Holy Sea.  Therefore, is the name of Palancar reef and its towering coral head; yet ye shall not travel there because the Land Lubber Heathens have once again began to descend using SCUBA gear to swim amongst Palancar and will gobble thee up!

The Heathens Descend!

The Heathen Land Lubbers will come!  They are clumsy, bashing their appendages into our coral and sea fan brethren.  They will kill and eat your brothers.  They will drop anchors and wipe out entire marine civilizations.  We must beware of the Heathens.

Our Fellow Marine Worshippers Arrive in the Holy Sea

Yet hiding in amongst all this horror will be our fellow marine worshippers entering our sanctuary.  They are from the First Evangelical Church of Later day Aints for Marine Invertebrates and Plants of the Living Reef.  They are friendly to our Lord Mohammed Atta-pus and come to hear the Sermon on the Reef.

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