| SATAN | SANTA |
| EVANGELIST | EVIL'S AGENT |
| BORN AGAIN | 1. A BRAIN GON'
2. NO BARGAIN |
| IN GOD WE TRUST | UNDERGO TWIST |
| NOAH'S ARK | HAS KORAN |
| TEN COMMANDMENTS | 1. CAN'T MEND MOST MEN
2. TEN DAMN COMMENTS |
| REVELATIONS | 1. IS OVEN ALERT
2. NO RELATIVES 4. SATIRE NOVEL |
| JERRY FALWELL MINISTRY | A FINE TRY, MR. JELLY SWIRL! |
| CREATIONISM | 1. A TRIO INCEST
2. STOIC, I.E. RANT (stoic: one who should be free from passion, unmoved by joy or grief, and submissive to natural law) |
| GOD ALMIGHTY | 1. OH MY, A LTD GIG
2. GAY OLD MIGHT |
| PAT ROBERTSON | 1. PROTESTOR BAN
2. PRE-ABORT TONS |
| GEORGE BUSH | HE BUGS GORE |
| RELIGION | 1. NO GIRLIE
2. LEG IRON, I |
| GOD | DOG |
| HOLY TRINITY | I TRY THY LOIN |
| OSAMA BIN LADEN | AN ISLAM BAD ONE |
| PRESIDENT CLINTON, OF THE USA | TO COPULATE, HE FINDS INTERNS |
| KANSAS CITY | SATANIC SKY |
| PRAY TO GOD | GOOD PARTY |
| OSAMA BIN LADEN | IS A LONE, BAD MAN |
| THE MEANING OF LIFE | THE FINE GAME OF NIL |